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CV Bitch

Gerilya sebar2 CV dimulai. Step 1, sekedar pengen tau pendapat mereka.

1. Uli
Uli: “I’m such in a bad mood.”
Aku: “I know what you should do!” (sodorin CV) “If you were the director, what you do?”
Uli: “First, I call you for an interview. I like your CV, but it’s unclear. I’ll ask more about your experience and tell you that Fab is kind of bankrupt as they don’t pay the credit. Hahaha…”
Aku: “Oh thanks God you’re not my director!”
Uli: “No. Listen. I’d hire you immediately because I like your picture, and I interview you because I want to know the pic was real or not. Got it? So, now marry me.”
Aku: “Ok, hire me and gimme 50 bugs a day. Deal?”
—–kemudian hening—–

2. Ahmed
Aku: “Dear Mr. Samir, please kindly check my CV.”
Ahmed: “Wow, that’s good. Make it interactive!”
Aku: “Ok, Sir.”
Ahmed: “Wait. In statistics, there is some equation for forecasting. Show me an equation which explain our future.”
Aku: “It is J(x)Tt.”
Ahmed: “Pardon?”
Aku: “Just That’s That!”
Ahmed: “Um um.. That’s not good, Tika. Be my girl and I’ll make it clear.”
Aku: “Excuse me?”
Ahmed: “If you were my gf, the future would be simply predictable. We live happily ever after.”
—–kemudian hening lagi—–

Ternyata dari sehalaman CV dadakan bisa membawa kita ke cerita2 konyol semacam ini. Menyenangkan. Selera humor mereka tidak terlalu buruk, tapi flirting nya payah. Cantumkan itu di CV mu, temz! 😛

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